OK, so just who’s the smart ass? Some roofing schmuck came  to our door at lunch today and rang the doorbell. We have a no soliciting sign on our front door. I opened the door and he started a spiel about our needing a new roof, etc. I interrupted and pointing at the sign, said no soliciting. He replied that he wasn’t soliciting. I said, “Yes you are. Please leave.” His response? “OK smart ass!” He then stomped away muttering curse words. Nice. I love door to door salespeople. We have that sign for a reason. They hit us every day here. Yeesh! We’re not in a wealthy area! We’re in a nice, diverse middle class residential neighborhood, but I swear, it seems like people hit our house every freakin’ day and it’s driving me nuts! I’m almost scared to answer the door anymore. I find it highly annoying and anxiety provoking. I guess I need to invest in a pit bull, right? (OK, not really, but I’m getting desperate…)