A New Meme
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No. I bring my own with me.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out. I can’t sleep unless my feet are sticking out from under the sheets or I get too hot.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes. Quite frequently. I don’t know what would happen to me if I couldn’t make notes for myself….
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I don’t cut out coupons at all.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? I guess bees? Both options suck.
8: Do you have freckles? No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? Rarely. I don’t have a natural smile. That sucks.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Stupid drivers. Like run red lights stupid.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes, but it’s been years.
13: What about pooped in the woods? Yep. As a young boy scout. What the hell kind of question is that, though???
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? I don’t usually dance when there IS music playing. (Except in my mind, but that’s different.)
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? I suck on my pens. Bad habit…
16: How many people have you slept with this week? One.
17: What size is your bed? Queen.
18: What is your song of the week? Van Halen’s new “The Trouble With Never.”
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Reruns. I like Pinky and the Brain.
21: What’s your least favorite movie? That’s a tough one. Maybe Mommie Dearest….
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Do you think I’d tell you???
23: What do you drink with dinner? Crystal Light or water or a decent dark beer.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard.
25: What is your favorite food? My girlfriend’s meatloaf, closely followed by Pizza Hut pizza (or Mellow Mushroom – very good too…).
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The Crow, Old School, The Matrix, The Hangover, Star Wars (the original first one), Mars Attacks, Iron Man, The Eagle Has Landed, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My girlfriend.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I already mentioned that I was a boy scout.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Hell no!
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? What’s a letter?
31: Can you change the oil on a car? I have, but I prefer to pay someone else to do it.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Several, but not since 2004.
33: Ever ran out of gas? Nope.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Grilled cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pancakes and bacon.
36: What is your usual bedtime? 10:30 PM.
37: Are you lazy? Not usually.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Spider Man. A scarecrow. A vampire.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Horse.
40: How many languages can you speak? English. Took four years of German, but barely remember it. Picked up some Korean while living in L.A.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Yes. Entertainment Weekly. Los Angeles Magazine.
42: Which are better Lego or Lincoln Logs? Lego.
43: Are you stubborn? I can be pretty darn stubborn when I want to be. However, I can’t come close to my girlfriend. She’s the best at being stubborn. LOL!
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? John Stewart.
45: Ever watch soap operas? No.
47: Do you sing in the car? Rarely.
48: Do you sing in the shower? Never.
49: Do you dance in the car? No. That’s a stupid question.
50: Ever used a gun? Yes.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? In 1995, for headshots for my sixth book, Places.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? For the most part, yeah.
53: Is Christmas stressful? Now that I’m no longer with my ex, nope.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? No.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Architect, lawyer, US Ranger, state senator.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? Not too often.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
59: Take a vitamin daily? Yes.
60: Wear slippers? Actually, yes.
61: Wear a bath robe? Every morning.
62: What do you wear to bed? T-shirt and boxers.
63: First concert? Chicago.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target rocks!
65: Nike or Adidas? New Balance.
66: Cheetos or Fritos? Cheetos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons? Yes, in college.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Social worker.
71: Can you curl your tongue? No.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? Never participated in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I think so.
74: Own any record albums? A bunch!
75: Own a record player? Sadly, not anymore. I wouldn’t mind getting one again.
76: Regularly burn incense? No.
77: Ever been in love? A few times. One major time. Now.
78: Who would you like to see in concert? Queen, Pink Floyd, Chick Corea, U2, Depeche Mode, Norah Jones, Journey, Front 242, David Bowie.
79: What was the last concert you saw? The Cure. But I’m going to be seeing Crosby, Stills, & Nash, then Van Halen, and later Dead Can Dance this summer! J
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea.
81: Tea or coffee? Coffee.
82: Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles!
83: Can you swim well? No.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? I guess so.
85: Are you patient? Much of the time.
86: DJ or band at a wedding? Band. Definitely a band.
87: Ever won a contest? Yes, but nothing major.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
89: Which are better – black or green olives? They both suck.
90: Can you knit or crochet? Neither.
91: Best room for a fireplace? Den.
92: Do you want to get married? Sort of….
93: If married, how long have you been married? NA
94: Who was your high school crush? Melanie P. She had beautiful thick brown hair and big brown eyes you could just sink into. Lovely to look at, very smart girl. Yeah, my high school crush….
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.
96: Do you have kids? No. I’m allergic.
97: Do you want kids? No. See above.
98: What’s your favorite color? I don’t know. Red, maybe…
99: Do you miss anyone right now? Marcy, Celeste, Marc, Ami, Karen, Arnold, Little Amy, Andrea, Emily, and my late Uncle Earl and Uncle Ken.
100: How tall are you? About five foot eight.
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